7.30.2004
Don't even think about taking me seriously.
:: It only looks like I'm deep in thought ::
5.18.2004
5.17.04
"My ass feels wet. Is my ass wet? Maybe it's the clamydia."
~ Me, as Staci slaps my ass @ Artemis. The possible clamydia was referenced often and obnoxiously, this being the primest of examples.
"Hi. We're not wearing any underwear. Welcome back Jess! Meet us at the Artemis!"
~ Welcome back card left for Jess, accompanied by a personalized flower arrangement; lime green daisies (Staci), pink tulips (Lauren), pink orchids (myself)
"Scheisse!"
~ Jess, the newest German import = a far more expressive way to exclaim "Shit!"
Ponderance upon discussing the magical burrito fairy (with Bob) that always leaves left over mexican food in the refrigerator for me when I come home at night --
Sometimespoet83 = Nik
"Jesus Christ. Do they want us to become the Manendez brothers?"
"Shut up, mom. Don't take your fat-agression out on me."
~ my brother Brian, retaliating
Lauren: "My good friend's dad is an obstetrician. So, if I have a dire need for one, he'd be there."
Staci: "I'm pretty sure you'll have nine months to find one."
Me: "Omigod! I just realized I was pregnant! I need an emergency OB-GYN!"
~ Me, as Staci slaps my ass @ Artemis. The possible clamydia was referenced often and obnoxiously, this being the primest of examples.
"Hi. We're not wearing any underwear. Welcome back Jess! Meet us at the Artemis!"
~ Welcome back card left for Jess, accompanied by a personalized flower arrangement; lime green daisies (Staci), pink tulips (Lauren), pink orchids (myself)
"Scheisse!"
~ Jess, the newest German import = a far more expressive way to exclaim "Shit!"
Ponderance upon discussing the magical burrito fairy (with Bob) that always leaves left over mexican food in the refrigerator for me when I come home at night --
Carrieboo2501: santa wants you to be good, behave, etc.
Carrieboo2501: the tooth fairy wants you to lose your teeth, grow up, etc.
Carrieboo2501: what does the easter bunny want or gain from leaving eggs
Carrieboo2501: be christian?
Carrieboo2501: or fat?
sometimespoet83: LOL
Carrieboo2501: there is a giant hole in the story of the easter bunny
Carrieboo2501: why the FUCK is he doing it?
sometimespoet83: damn. there really is a big hole
Carrieboo2501: im not even high
sometimespoet83: hehe carrie, you rock
Carrieboo2501: i need to make up a reason for my kids.
Carrieboo2501: or else its just entirely unbelievable, there is no incentive for him to leave eggs and candy everywhere
sometimespoet83: out of the goodness of his heart?
Carrieboo2501: i mean...how come i never thought about this? you could be a total shit and still get candy on easter
Sometimespoet83 = Nik
"Jesus Christ. Do they want us to become the Manendez brothers?"
"Shut up, mom. Don't take your fat-agression out on me."
~ my brother Brian, retaliating
Lauren: "My good friend's dad is an obstetrician. So, if I have a dire need for one, he'd be there."
Staci: "I'm pretty sure you'll have nine months to find one."
Me: "Omigod! I just realized I was pregnant! I need an emergency OB-GYN!"
